Enlightened agent are not all cheats

To be able to start at the beginning, there must be a now to come back to. Lately I have been ignoring cheats in the game. Ingress will always have all kinds of cheats, there are many ways to gain unfair advantage, some are plain dishonest, and some are just exploits. I'd obviously like to think that ENL don't cheat ,but we clearly do. If we did not, then the effect of XM on humans would have to be as the Resistance put it mind controlling. But it is just a game, and if it were not that would be enough proof anyway. So we have a ENL player with a number of L8 accounts who lives in the City (Cambridge - yes the real #ing Cambridge.) He uses the accounts to create P7 portals often and then couch hack for kit. As a result we have opted to not build portals near his couch - anything we capture there gets pineapled or just built out to level 4, local Smurfs know it too and regularly smash the lot. We call our cheater and his multi's the "8 team". We also never talk or invite them to anything we do, its the price cheaters pay on both sides.

Anyway, that's where it begins. ENL do cheat - where it is now is a Smurf.  I'll not go into the smurf who got grounded by his wife who thought he was cheating on her - the drinking and staying out late gets lots of us in trouble. Although that is unfortunate, it's good to know that RES and ENL have pretty much the same problem here. We all firmly believe the opposite team do not have real lives and that they have scanners hard wired to their wrists . LOLz No I'm on the hunt for a certain Blue team player who has 2 accounts and operates out of Saffron Walden. We see anyone carrying two scanners as a cheater, and with quite a bit of circ. evidence I'm going to try and catch them red handed, perhaps only a lighter shade of embarrasing orange-handed. It's not my aim ever to ban cheaters, thats another matter. No blood on the floors please, I believe people can change.
But suffice, if you are that agent, I'm onto you, and if you see a dude with an Indiana Jones hat and a scanner glowing green, you are going to be on youtube!

 

We raided Bishops Stortford rather than play vs the cheats in Saffron Walden.

But your time will come. That Saffron village will be Lime!